I am a Cat!

Ok, let me clear this up just in case you are confused. I'm not human! Is that clear enough for you?

I am a cat! I don't want you laying your big head on me, I'm not a pillow. I don't want you petting me with your feet, those big rough things smell! I don't want you carrying me, I'm not your baby. When I want your attention I will ask for it, if you want to roll around on the floor with something call the dog. He is more than happy to let you use him as a foot stool or a pillow or let you talk 'baby talk' to him. Gee, he really is stupid! Doesn't he have any dignity?

And why do you feel it necessary to pet me every time you walk past me? Do I bug you when you're sleeping? NO! And for Cat's sake I'm not a toy! I don't find it funny when you trap me in a hamper. I don't find it funny when you put your dolls on me. Mostly, I don't find it funny when you play dress up with me.

 Really?!? This has to be animal cruelty, I know there has to be some law against this. Is nobody reading this? Hello??? This is animal humiliation, I can't believe nobody is stopping this. You are all heartless.There has to be a number to PETA around here somewhere.

Thanks for nothing, welcome to my not so purr-fect life!