I am a cat! I don't want you laying your big head on me, I'm not a pillow. I don't want you petting me with your feet, those big rough things smell! I don't want you carrying me, I'm not your baby. When I want your attention I will ask for it, if you want to roll around on the floor with something call the dog. He is more than happy to let you use him as a foot stool or a pillow or let you talk 'baby talk' to him. Gee, he really is stupid! Doesn't he have any dignity?
And why do you feel it necessary to pet me every time you walk past me? Do I bug you when you're sleeping? NO! And for Cat's sake I'm not a toy! I don't find it funny when you trap me in a hamper. I don't find it funny when you put your dolls on me. Mostly, I don't find it funny when you play dress up with me.
Thanks for nothing, welcome to my not so purr-fect life!
This is such an entertaining blog and I am happy you have been keeping us updated on the adventures of Smo. I am looking forward to seeing the newer posts. How old is Smo by the way?
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing and has me laughing every time. You seriously have captured the way I think cats think. My cat hates me, so I have a feeling these would be her thoughts about me too! I can't wait to see your next post!
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ReplyDeleteAs a cat person, I loved your use of voice. You clearly show the overall misanthropy of kitty. Cats are not dogs and they will make you pay for thinking otherwise. I loved your use of tags for this. I am curious to know how those tags have helped your site reach. You also present your information and break up content well with a solid use of media. Hats are cruel and unusual.