Monday, September 28, 2015

The Best Thing About Being a Cat

The best thing about being a cat is that you are everywhere and you are nowhere. I see and hear everything yet nobody knows I'm there, even when I'm sitting right in front of them they spill their biggest, darkest secrets without even realizing that I am right there listening to every word.

If I don't feel like being petted or having my tail pulled, (really my tail pulled, like I ever want my tail pulled, hello is anybody even paying attention to this tiny human) I just find a corner and curl up where nobody can find me.

It must really suck being the mommy of all these humans, as soon as they wake up their first words are where's mommy, they come down the stairs where's mommy, they come in the front door where's mommy. She can't even use the litter box without somebody calling out for mommy.

The human they should be looking for is the littlest human living here, she's always getting into some sort of trouble, like pulling my tail or trying to ride me like I'm a horse, seriously is no one ever watching this tiny human.

I always know something good is going to happen when I hear where is Alyssa, that would be the tiny humans name. That question is usually followed with somebody yelling oh my God, what are you doing, or why Alyssa!

Something must be seriously wrong with that tiny human. I mean we are the same age yet you never see me painting on my face or on the walls or on the floor.

Yeah it's pretty good being a cat, welcome to my not so purr-fect life!
 
 

6 comments:

  1. I loved the comparisons between a kittens life and that of a toddler because it was funny yet interesting view point of the kitten of the toddler. So, yeah, the article made me smile and chuckle in some parts.

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  2. I'm so glad you went with this idea! I absolutely love this and think it is such an interesting direction for a blog. The comedic value of you writing about your family through the eyes of your cat is great! I can't wait to see future posts!

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  3. I have often wondered what our pets might think of their people. I didn't say owners because as I'm sure you know, they have minds of their own. I will continue to pop in to see the adventures of Smo

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  4. This is a wonderful blog idea and I particularly like it because I love cats and have often wondered what they really think of us. This blog provides a fun and entertaining twist on what the traditional normally holds. The content is very interesting and the theme isn't too much nor too plain. I can't wait to see what other adventures Smo has to share with us.

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  5. This must be something similar to what my cat is thinking. I always wondered what they were saying about all the little guys messing with them. Now I can get a little more perspective on what is going on. I cant wait to here more Smo and what has been going on with relationships with the world around!

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  6. This is immediately adorable and I was smiling the whole way through. I love the juxtaposition of perspectives, that of a contempt-filled little creature and the average human perception. Your concept is so rich with ideas, I'm excited to see what you come up with next.

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